Darlene


I met her in the classroom where we made the grade
And soon the introductions made the rounds
Before I knew what hit me I was walking in arrays
In my coat and tie and she her wedding gown

I told her I would keep her and I promised not to stray
And I've never been the one to make a lie
I ain't innocent or experienced but just like Billy Blake
I'm gonna ride that marriage hearse until I die...

But Darlene, you're my fantasy
How I wish that I could make you mine
But at home I've got a woman, who shares my bed
Though I haven't laid her down in quite awhile.

That's why I come to drink here in the middle of the day
And drop them dollars down your panty line
You're the one I wish that I could take back home and lay
So won't you swing around the pole please one more time

My wild imagination and your pretty face
They make the morning shower fly right by
I wish I had a woman who was worried 'bout the waste
But all she's worried 'bout these days is staying dry...

And Darlene, you're my fantasy
How I wish that I could make you mine
But at home I've got a woman, who shares my bed
Though I haven't laid her down in quite awhile.

So let me watch you dirty dancing, make me go away
To a place where I can swing it hard and proud
Where some one thinks about me in a bedroom way
And I've got a girl you screams our love out loud...

Darlene, you're my fantasy
How I wish that I could make you mine
But at home I've got a woman, who shares my bed
Though I haven't laid her down in quite awhile.

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